Rush Limbaugh

I’m not certain which is worse: this oxycotin-gobbling, bloated, arrogant, self-important, ubber-wealthy, gasbag of the airwaves that passes for a human being or his mindless, drooling, knuckle-dragging, imbecile audience that hangs on his every lying, twisted word. Apparently his audience is numerous, a frightening condemnation of American intelligence, as evidenced by the sponsors that are lined-up checks in hand to pander to his Kool-Aid guzzling listeners who would eat steaming bovine droppings if he told them to do so and gladly pay his sponsors for the privilege.

In evidence of this observation I was leaving the doctor’s office one day and, as I strode through the parking lot to my motor, I saw an elderly gent of perhaps eighty, no doubt having left his wife to get the bad news alone, sitting in his Buick, windows down, as he listened to “Rush to the Druggist” at about 800 or more decibels (those Buicks have some serious speakers from the factory). What was eerie and damned frightening was that this old fellow was staring at the hedges before him, mouth agape, with a vacant expression. It were as if he were totally mesmerized and that is no exaggeration. I stood in disbelief ready to perform CPR and call for paramedics if he didn’t blink within the next three minutes. However I was certain he was alright as he wiped some spittle from his lower lip so I straddled my motor and rode off.

What was more frightening was that when I did the math of how many there were just like this old gent who not only listen to America’s Joseph Goebbels but follow his every command as evidenced by those who voted for “I Got Mine So Screw You Shipmate McCain” and “Caribou Barbie” I absolutely shuddered. There are millions of normal appearing people who are functionally developmentally disabled that have voted for those in the pockets of the very people who would make them homeless and destitute in the blink of an eye for a nickel of profit.

But when old “Let This Idiot Do YOUR Thinking For You Limbaugh” stated on air that he wants Obama to fail it was most telling of how he bows before his masters and leads his lemmings to their demise for his fat paydays. This pompous pile of lard would sell his soul (if he had one) as he leads his blind, deaf and brain-dead faithful to work against their own interests because if Obama fails EVERYONE fails. Jobless, homeless, destitute people are not consumers but Rush and his pals are in it for the fast buck now and don’t care who gets hurt in the process. He and his sponsors will be living fat and large as millions of his listeners eat dog food under a bridge in a blizzard.

Then again what could one expect from a cowardly, souless, draft/service evading, drug addicted, pompous piece of excrement who cares nothing for anyone but himself and his owners. If Limbaugh were in a lifeboat should the ship on which one of his “Rush to Excellence” cruises takes place sinks he would hit the drowning with an oar to keep them from pulling themselves aboard so he could have all of the rations to himself.

21-50. Out.